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    December 30

    Last night in town...

    Damn... my flight leaves in 9 hours...
     
    I'm gonna miss Malaysia and Singapore and to prove it here are my Top 5s.
     
    Top 6 things I hate about Malaysia
     
    6. whats with all the Man U supporters? Die already.
    5. the spitting, the damn spitting
    4. the LRT, the ticketing system sucks... it takes longer to line up and buy tickets than it does to actually wait to board a train
    3. the Malaysian concept of time, already previously explained in the last post
    2. "the Indian stare"... I expected them to stare at me, which I wouldn't have minded, but instead they had to stare at any of the pretty Asian girls I happened to be spending time with... Heidi, Geraline, Steph... damn it made me feel very uncomfortable.
    1. cockroaches. yuck.
     
    Top 6 things I love about Malaysia
     
    6. Malaysian English... ayioh, lah, wah lao, etc. so shiok lah...
    5. Footall. They love football and it's everywhere. Finally I can be in a country where people love football. Word.
    4. the LRT, its fast, modern, convenient, well air-conditioned and carries a great view!
    3. the exchange rate. Stuff is cheap. Really cheap. No matter how much Ren Chang hates it but it is...
    2. the FOOOOOOOOOOD. Damn I'm fat. But seriously... mamak, hawker centres, restaurants, etc. Truly heaven. I'm gonna miss that so much.
    1. the people and their attitude. They are relaxed but hard-working. They play pool, love football, love to eat and love to chat. Very friendly and helpful, once you get to know them, and there are a few cute girls too. Go Malaysians.
     
    So this is my last nite in town. I'm watching BBC, on Bulan's laptop,  while the rest of the house are in their rooms. I have spent two fun-filled days shopping my ass off in Orchard Rd. Thank you end of year sales! Thank you Club 21 (CK and DKNY). Thank you Zara, Top Man and Thank You Ralph Lauren Purple Label... :D :D :D
     
    I can't really say much more and I don't really feel like it but thanks to everyone that made my trip memorable.... all the OCSEA people (The Kiwis, the Indonesians, Nueng/Pang, the Japs, the Ms OCSEA Cross-dressers, the faci homeboys and the OC), the old-school Malaysian AIESECers (Alicia, current MC, Bonnie, WeiHan), the party crew (Geraline, Melvin, Stephanie, Dave), the "Singaporeans" (Sharon, Bulan, Abby), the Penang tour guides (Apple, Apple's mum), the Ipoh tour guides (Nicole, Chang), the rich kid (Jau), the Aussies (Joachim, Joyce, Fei, Mel Soh, Heidi)... I know I've forgotten people and I apologise in advance but you guys have been great... thanks to y'all!
     
    And see you all in Melbourne very soon... for around 6 days before I jet off again to Perth... damn.
     
    Cheers and Teh Tareks,
    Alex
     
    PS. I'll probably do another post-Malaysia posting later tmr when I have more battery life... and am on my laptop at home heheh
     
    PPS. Thanks to everyone reading my blog and posting... keep it coming. Thanks to everyone whos added me on Friendser, man my account has expanded... haha I'm beating you now Heidi!!
     
     
    December 25

    Merry Christmas from KL

    Hello and all Merry Christmas,
     
    I'm writing this from Melvin's place... his folks are watching some canto music, steph's on his laptop and he's crashing on his bed... seems like a relaxing Malaysian Christmas right there... right? WRONG!
     
    Malaysians sure know how to relax but one thing I learnt last night is, when it comes to Christmas, they also know how to party. The streets were damn crazy! We were in Bangsar first where everyone was out throwing foam and confetti all over each other and wearing christmas hats (to the random girls who snuck a paparazzi photo of me in coffee bean with my christmas hat... Hai Chiizu!) So yeah we ran through the crowd and got totally foamed and confetti'd (Geraline seemed rather annoyed, her jacket and hair got pretty messed but i guess it was fun) and drove to Hartamas. After a brief stint at Christros where there was a black dude DJing and trying very badly to speak terrible cantonese (worse than mine) we left realising that the kitchen was closed (which didnt disturb the punters that packed the place) and went to Hartamas Square. There we had beers, sheesha and food! What a great night! I like Christmas Malaysian style... it involves eating, drinking and partying :D
     
    Did I mention that morning I left Penang and went through Ipoh on my way back to KL. Spent a few hours in Ipoh hanging out with Nicole and Chang, had a great time. Those guys are good tour guides! We had the famous Ipoh Kway Teow soup with Chicken and Bean Sprouts... damn tasty. After that we went and had the white coffee that Ipoh's Old Town is famous for and then checked out some temples in caves... cool stuff! Thanks guys!
     
    Thanks also to all those reading and leaving messages on my blog... Heidi, Nueng, Vivi and Doogs... thanks guys! I'm reading your blogs too but just not having time to post... will try to get around to that soon!
     
    Merry Christmas to all and stay posted.
    Cheers,
    Alex
     
    Random Reflection 1: Whats with the random cats, dogs and chickens all over Penang's streets. It's hard enough trying to drive there and avoid the people all over the road and the auto-rickshaws, let alone the damn animals everywhere!
     
    Random Reflection 2: The Malaysian concept of time... attrocious. Only in Malaysia can 10 minutes mean an hour (Apple!) and 10pm mean 11:45 (Ying and Geraline!)
     
    December 23

    Penang

    Hello all,
     
    Am writing this in an internet cafe in Penang where the keyboard is damn slow... probably on purpose so that we stay here longer and spend more money, bastards.
     
    Anyway... its a nice little island. Arrived yesterday and was picked up by Apple... then we went to eat... hahah... typical. The food was excellent though, we went to some hawker road-side stands over in the centre of the city and ate a variety of things including dumplings, excellent satay, char kuay teow, chee cheong fun, jawa mee...
     
    Gearing myself up for more eating today... pretty much everyone I spoke to about Penang told me that it was an island of food... woohoo... The area I'm staying in, the red-light district hahaha, is quite a fair bit more run-down than KL and Penang is obviously less developed but that's ok... it has character!
     
    One thing I've discovered about Malaysians (that I immensely like) is that we share many common interests. For example, the country is obsessed with English Premier League football, lots of people play pool here and pool halls are commonplace, and did I mention that they like to eat? Wah lao eh! Good people these Malaysians, good people.
     
    And another thing... Malaysian time. In Malaysia, 15 minutes can mean one hour and 10am can turn out to be 12:30pm... just a warning to any Germans or Japanese out there who have uber-efficient plans in Malaysia... don't count on it!
     
    That's what I find so hilarious, everywhere I go people ask me "whats your plan", just like in HK, and I always reply that I have none... because I'm Aussie and we're laid back... hehehe... but its kind of a contradiction... why have a plan if you're just gonna be mega-late anyway and miss it! Better have no plan to start off with!
     
    Anyway... the only frustrating thing is that the hawkers here dont understand the Malay language (because the island is like 80% chinese). Apple tells me they all speak Hokkien and nothing more which is bad for me because I cant even count in Hokkien (well Apple told me how last nite but i dunno if I remember) let alone order food or make pleasant conversation... hahaha...
     
    But thats it from me,
    Thanks for the messages, Vivi and Nueng and all y'all who read this blog.
    I promise to leave a note on your blogs when I get some time!
     
    Cheers and Tiger Beers,
    Alex
     
    PS. I saw "A Chinese Tall Story" and "Narnia" here and I don't have time to write proper reviews so I'll just tell y'all that they were both crap :P
    December 17

    Waiting on SQ

    Man I hate Airlines. Apparently I have to wait til Monday (the day before my present flight... although the lady in the call centre assures me this is ok) before I find out whether I can change my flights or not. Apparently, they have to contact Sydney to find out whether I can and whether or not I am charged. Bastards. So now I play the waiting game...
     
    So what have I been doing? Well basically there was conference which was an absolute blast. I have far too much to write about it in this blog posting so I just won't... if you wanna know about it then just ask me or, alternatively, view my photos upon my return. But basically I lost my voice for pretty much the entire conference, ran sessions that were both chaotic and rewarding, enjoyed a variety of amateur drag queens grinding on me and got hit on by a gay reception clerk. Great. There was also the Sri Lankan drum group that burnt my eardrums and the excellent buffets and the massive cockroach I killed in the bathroom.
     
    Since conference I've been staying with Jau in his humongous mansion of a house that's in the Embassy District (!)... it has a lift, a pool and around about 30 or so rooms. Might I add that I've also been driven around by his chauffeur and bodyguard and his maids have been cooking my food and laundering my clothes. It's a good life.
     
    The other night I went clubbing in Bangsar which was good. It was the day conference ended actually and we went out without proper sleep or anything and still had a good time. Couldn't really drink because my throat is still screwed but I did sweat right through my clothes dancing in one of the clubs so it was... all together... a great night. Thanks for the lift home, Melvin!
     
    The past few days have been mostly hanging out with Jau which has been great because I've really missed that dude... Went to the gym this morning too, my first foray into an international Fitness First and it was good! Same equipment as the Melbourne clubs but they gave me towels upon arrival... woohoo!
     
    And thats about it at this stage,
    Stay tuned for more updates.
    Alex
     
    PS. Man I've been reading about these race riots in Sydney... it is so embarassing to be an Australian right now.
     
     
     
    December 10

    Makan Makan Makan

    OK so this is my 4th day in KL now and I would say that I'm adapting quite fast. This is probably the poorest country that I've been to for this long a period of time so it does take some adjusting. Sure, I spent a few days in China which is considerably worse on the poverty, crime, dirty scale than malaysia but I didnt really need to adapt because I was there for such a short period of time.
     
    After I arrived a few days ago, I spent some time in the MC office doing nothing and surfing the web while the other guys worked, there was nothing for me to do yet as conference prep was starting the day after. The Malaysian AIESECers (and various other nationalities that happened to be there) are very cool though and I met a few of them on the first night at makan... several times. The ubiquitous "Makan" is the Bahasa Malaya word for "eat" and is used often and in varied meanings. The Malaysians use it almost as often as they eat which is ALL THE TIME by the way. Sometimes it seems like the Malaysian AIESECers will get to the office in the morning and their day will basically consist of working and going downstairs for makan every few hours. Even when they're not hungry but someone else is, they will still go to eat somewhere to provide company and have a chat.
     
    The office is in Petaling Jaya or PJ as its colloquially referred to as. PJ is technically a separate city outside of KL but it's only about 11km from KL centre so it's basically considered a suburb of KL by most people. The are around the office was very cool for escaping the hustle and bustle of KL and representing a more "real"-feeling Malaysia.
     
    The first night I stayed at fellow faci Edwin's house in Petaling Jaya. He stays at a compound near University Malaya where a lot of students stay. It's a nice place, similar to our college dorms except that Edwin gets his own bathroom! And he has aircon! Luxury!
     
    The next day we had a few meetings and spent most of the day in the office... We worked around the rough agenda and added more structure to the sesions and divided responsibilities. At night we went to Bangsar, which is kind of like KL's Chapel St, one of the expat areas where richer people go for drinks and coffee. We spent a few hours at The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf in a long meeting, served by a Malay guy that really looked like LL Cool J. On that note I would like to add that the CBT Mocha Ice Blended is a nice drink but horribly horribly sweet and rich and that hurts me.
     
    That night Grace, Chris and myself stayed at this random hostel in PJ found by the Malaysian MC. It was completely empty, other than us and was run by this crazy old Indian woman and a few other Indian guys that seemed quite nice. It was a bit weird, felt like the house out of a horror movie because it was completely deserted, we decided to move to another hostel in KL city the next day.
     
    Now's a good time to introduce my faci team. Although I'll post up a photo later, they are: Hui Lin (MCP, Malaysia), Ren Chang  (MCVP, Malaysia), Chris May (NST, Germany). Edwin (APER, Indonesia), Grace (MCVP, Indonesia) and myself. They are a great bunch of people and I've really enjoyed our many chats and meetings so far.
     
    Yesterday was a bit of crappy day for me. We spent most of the day in Starbucks Time Square but because I didnt have a laptop (unlike all of them) I couldnt really do much outside of waiting to use one of theirs when it freed up. Why didnt I bring my laptop?!? I also have decided to bend my no-Starbucks rule to exclude Starbucks overseas where it isn't damaging the local coffee economy in Melbourne and rather developing it in KL. I bought a Green Tea Frap which was very good and a Black Ais Tazo Tea... nice...
     
    I also had a bit of time to do a spot of shopping and bought myself some khaki green cargo shorts at some random Butik (boutique) in Times Square. We went to a night market for food that night and I had a relatively bland Hokkien Mee. Ren Chang and Hui Lin agreed that the food was less than excellent. What is it with me and bad luck!
     
    The fact that I was feeling a bit under the weather all day didnt help either. I think I caught a cold sleeping in front of the fan at the weird lady's hostel in PJ (although Chris disagrees and believes that it's scientifically impossible to catch a cold just by sleeping in front of a fan). I've been taking cold & flu tablets but they havent been helping and I feel kind of sick today still.
     
    We are staying at Pudu Hostel at the moment, where I'm writing this posting from. It's a nice, clean place full of international backpackers from all ove the place. I've seen Koreans, Brits and Germans so far but who knows what else the place will throw up. There is an internet cafe (only R3 per hour) and a pool hall and a VCD library. There is also a restaurant/cafe in the lobby and a big couch area with a big screen TV. This are always seems to be packed with people... God knows why they travel to Malaysia just to sit in front of the TV.
     
    Current reflections on KL and Malaysia. I think the Malaysian lifestyle is very cool and in some ways, similar to our lifestyle in Melbourne. KL is a hustling and bustling city to match it with the best of them and it feels busy, congested and full all the time. The streets are full of people, many of which are poor and live on the streets, rather sad. At the same time though, there are so many restaurants, cafes and hawker venues that it's impossible not to trip over one whenever you feel hungry. The Malaysians enjoy a relaxed lifestyle, despite this hustle and bustle, where they can sit around at "makan" for hours on end chatting to friends and relaxing. This combination of busy and relaxed is similar to Melbourne (where we sit around in cafes and bars).
     
    Malaysian people are also quite open and relaxed, once you get to know them, despite the random people on the streets staring at me and stuff. There are malls everywhere and the roads are a nightmare. God help me if I ever have to drive here.
     
    One other thing I noticed here is that the beggars are extremely well behaved in comparison to China. They ask for money but walk away quickly if you refuse and do not actually, physically chase you like in China. This is comforting. I've been trying to give the beggars money as much as I can...
     
    And thats it from me,
    Singing off...
     
    Alex
     
    PS. thanks for your comments guys, flattering to see people are reading my blog. Keep em coming! I wanna hear your thoughts on... my thoughts. Lol.
    PPS. I just found out that Australia has been drawn with Brazill, Croatia and Japan in our World Cup group. Ouch.
    December 07

    Singapore Anew

    So I just arrived in the AIESEC Malaysia office in Petaling Jaya after spending a few action-packed days in Singapore. It's good to be in an AIESEC environment again, its familiarity and comfort are something I always look forward to when I travel. Here we have a group of hard-working and utterly silent individuals. They work in a room around the same size as the meeting room in the Aussie MC Office and there are 6-8 of them working in here at any 1 time. Not much room hey.

    Seeing as this is the first I've had a chance to get onto a computer, let alone the internet, since arriving in SIngapore I'll try to pack in as much as I can before I get booted off or get bored typing.

    Overall, my opinion of Singapore has greatly improved since the first time I visited. My first impressions were of a boring, sterile country where individual creativity was stifled along with freedom of speech and political opinion. Shows what a difference good tour guides can make! I now see Singapore as a modern metropolis that is an absolute melting pot of cultures and backrgounds, there is plenty of excitement there if you know where to find it.

    I arrived on Monday via Singapore Airlines flight SQ228 (that's the 5pm weekday one... my favourite) at around 9:35pm Sing time. I was greeted at the airport by Joachim and Joyce (happily displaying an A4 placard with my name and position on it, nice... felt just like a business man!)

    That night I went and dumped my things at Abby's, where I was staying, a lovely condo near Dhoby Gaut MRT station. After that we went for some absolutely delicious Indian food just around the corner and then wandered around the area and got home at around 1am.

    I was quite impressed by Abby's horror stories of working hours from 8am to 10pm every day but they were later eclipsed by her investment banker roommate who managed to come home at like 2.30am. Damn.

    The next day I went around central Singapore for a little bit, along the Singapore river, and had a look at The Fullerton and The Asian Civilisations Museum which were both nice. I was accosted by a random Buddhist monk who thought that by the mere fact that he was Buddhist and I was Western that would imply some sort of divine respect on my part and involve some sort of transaction... he was mistaken.

    After that we went to Johor with Joachim's dad (who is a cool guy and looks a bit like Jackie Chan, although Joyce doesn't believe me). That was my first time in Malaysia (and my first time in Malaysia's "parking lot" aka. the motorway). The main thing that struck me was that the place is a lot more ramshackle than Singapore, certainly not developed, it is both very green and very dirty. There are people everywhere and they all stare at you... ha. We went to a good restaurant and ate some nice food and then hung around some plaza doing some shopping. Did I mention things are cheap? Man... three months supply of contact lenses is like RM60... thats like A$25! I picked up some greenish/hazel contacts and some mushroom crisps and moseyed on out of there.
    Overall JB reminds me a lot of Shenzhen (the bordertown between HK and Mainland China). It's got the same gateway type feel to it where the bordertown serves largely as a depot for illegal activities for the residents of Singapore/HK and many of the more enterprising locals take advantage of this by begging, touting and whoring to their richer neighbours. While Shenzhen was a lot more hardcore (ie. 12 begging women with their babies in their arms running after you across the causeway and touts throwing themselves at you yelling "sexy DVDs, sexy DVDs for you") JB definitely had a similar feel to it.

    After that we met up with Heidi along Orchard Rd, shopped at Topman, and had some food at a place called "Food Republic" which was freaking awesome. I had kopi but soon along came an Indian man and sold us some papadums and then along came a Chinese woman and sold some prawn dumplings from a dim sum trolley... right at our table! Amazing! The place is like a food court cum yum cha restaurant... great idea!

    After that I shopped around with Heidi for a while and went to Chinatown for dinner, had a terrible Kuay Teow (how unlucky we must've been to have terrible food in Chinatown... the place is *teeming* with great food). During this time, Heidi kept me entertained with her flashes of blonde and complete lack of understanding of our surroundings (despite living in Singapore for like 13 years). Such flashes of brilliance as "I think we're in Chinatown..." (after we got out of Chinatown MRT station and have been talking about going to Chinatown for the last 15 minutes) and various random about turns... Meanwhile, I got a strong reprieve from the staring because all the guys in the nightmarket were staring at Heidi and various parts of her anatomy... dirty... but now I understand what she means when she says that they stand out when they go out in Malaysia...

    After the bad food we went back to Orchard to meet Thomas for coffee, had a good chat about his relationship/work issues. Feel sorry for the kid, he really doesn't like Singapore or Accenture. Went home after that for a good chat with Abby.

    Then this morning I met Joachim and Joyce for breakfast at the hawker centre near the condo, overdosed on chili, and then taxi'd it to the airport. At the airport I realised that I left my glasses at Abby's, d'oh, and will have to get them FedExed/DHLed, double d'oh.

    Since then I've been on planes and trains and am now in KL. Btw, Changi is huge and KLIA is damn nice with lots of glass and things. KL itself seems a lot more spread out than Singapore with lots of highways and expressways and roads but very little walking to be done betrween places, or so it seems. I guess I'll find out if this is true later. The place seems to have malls everywhere, angry-looking Malays staring at me and plenty of Indian men with impressive moustaches.

    Peace out for now y'all,
    Alex